After the call out by Dangote's ex-lover, Nigerians took to social media platforms to pen hilarious reactions to the call out.
Dangote still found time to break someone’s heart this year. What is your excuse?
— The CV Writer (@FunkeOnafuye) December 31, 2020
You date Dangote and you no carry belle for am? What a shame
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) January 1, 2021
Dangote just broke up with his side chick but you went to crossover night and came back with 12 new numbers on your phone. Your village people don dey flash you
— Nappy Blaze⚡ (@Nappyblaze) January 1, 2021
Happy New Year
Dangote that is the richest man in Africa, Dem break his heart, you that to get 2k urgently for ur babe na wahala, why u wan kee urself? pic.twitter.com/alhywO3NWL
— Baller G🔌💧 (@spunkynigga) January 1, 2021
Billionaires Group Chat
— Odogwu🤴 (@Daddy_Nomso) January 1, 2021
Dangote: Happy New Year Guys
Elumelu: Snoopilicious Boss, Soro Soke Joh
Otedola: Tony be calming down
Adenuga: Omo X100
Jim Ovia: Otedola abeg Ratio that Elumelu
Adeleke: Tule Jare, Tule Joh, Cheiiii
Arewa Twitter would have started barking like dogs. They would have summoned the custodians of Sharia Law. They would have passed a judgement, possibly a death sentence. But since the case involves a Wealthy Alhaji Aliko Dangote, they’ve looked away. The law only affects the Poor
— Chlorpheniramine #EndSARS 🇳🇬 (@VictorIsrael_) January 1, 2021
“I dated the richest black man in the world. He broke my heart into 1000 pieces”
— Iseunife The First 🇳🇬🇬🇧 (@Shawnifee) January 1, 2021
And the rest of the caption was a sweet note about Dangote. No anger, no curses, just aspire to maguire.
In this life, have money oh
Imagine dating Dangote for love
— F A I T H (@Retiredsars) January 1, 2021
Where are your priorities fgs???
Omo, if I date Dangote, na everyday I go dey bring proposal.
— Hauwa 🌟🌬 (@Hauwa_L) January 1, 2021
Dangote: *sleeping*
Me: *Frowns*
Dangote: *sleeping*
Me: *Squeezes paper in his ear*
Dangote: What happen again!
Me: Awaaa Daaaddy! You've wake up? I want to be selling MoiMoi o.
They dragged dangote into 2021, it means that’s where the money reside 🤲🏾🤲🏾.
— Pastor Ola ✨ (@Biisi96) January 1, 2021
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