Astronauts warned against masturbating in space over fears 'female astronauts could get impregnated by stray fluids.'

Astronauts have been warned against playing with their cucumbers in space over fears 'female astronauts could get impregnated by stray fluids.' (Read More Here).

According to NY Post, the guidelines are strict! No beating the cucumber at all…not even on slow speed because even the 'slightest rouge droplet could cause chaos on board.'

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Conan O’Brien spoke about the topic while interviewing a NASA engineer, asking him if he had ever sent porn to the International Space Station.

“No, none of that,” the scientist, Smythe, said.

“Does porn work in zero gravity? It goes everywhere,” Conan probed.

“Three female astronauts can be impregnated by the same man on the same session … it finds its way,” the scientist continued.