An average Congolese men is packing 7.1 inches (17.78 cm) according to a study conducted in Kinshasa and Lubumbashi from 2014-2016.
MEN of the Congo have the largest penises – at an average of 7.1 inches.
But UK males have came up short at number 82 with a measured average of 5.5in, research reveals.
France performed proudly at 17 in the statistics on penis and breast size. They were followed by Italy (31) and Germany (68).
But Britain stood out ahead of Spain (85), the US (98) and Ireland (99). The Congo figure was “self-reported”. Also among the big boys were men of Ecuador at 6.9in (measured); Ghana at 6.8in (self-reported); and Colombia and Venezuela, both measured at 6.7in.
South Koreans have the tiniest (3.8in), reports an internet map data firm. A recent chart from The Sun corroborates Congo's cocksuredness, though the numbers may be based on a heavily criticized 2012 study.
Meanwhile, the U.S. is sagging behind Russia, Japan and — this is where it hurts the most — Canada. It's bad enough we have to lose to them in every global category from education to health care, but penis size?
Maybe using the metric system is giving them a few extra millimeters? By continent, African men were found to have the largest penises, while north-east Asians are the smallest. Since most of the press I saw on this was from British outlets, the articles tended to focus on the battle between Brits, Germans and Frenchmen (Germans were the biggest; French the smallest), but among European countries, the men of Iceland were deemed the biggest. Well shoot, I went to Iceland once and tested the waters of the Blue Lagoon, but I didn't sample any other uh, local goods.
Before you get all up in arms defending your non-Ecuadorian man, there is already plenty of doubt regarding the methodology of this study, especially because the data was gathered through websites. So take the information with a grain of salt, but I bet you don't really mind pondering the statistics.
Are you surprised by any of these penis statistics? Does your all-American man measure up? Does your foreigner fit the average bill for his country? Also, is the word penis starting to look weird to anyone else after reading it so many times?
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